41 People Who Had The Absolute Worst Ever Imaginable

Every New Year, we hope the coming year makes our life better. As we did so at the end of 2016; but this universe is a strange place. When do our wishes get fulfilled anyways? Perhaps which is why every year somehow becomes our worst year. And we just can’t escape this labyrinth. 2017 was no surprise either. It just sucked. Big time.

Now as much as we’d love the idea of somehow skipping this year altogether, we can’t. But fret not. These guys probably had it way worse than any of us did. Their misery might be able to make you feel a little better about yourself.

Have a look and end this year on a positive note!

1. This horrible sexual encounter:

An ex thought he was gods gift to sex. When going down, he’d try to use his tongue like a dick. No clit play at all, which did nothing for me whatsoever. He also had a micropenis, which wouldn’t have been a problem if he didn’t finish in under 3mins every time.

2. This bride’s worst nightmare:

I had severe diarrhea during my wedding. My husband was reading his vows, and all of a sudden liquid crap started flowing out of me. My wedding dress had a long tail, and the crap caught the tail. When I finally ran off to get changed 20 minutes later, the tail left a streak of crap all over the ground.

Written by Abid Dharamsey

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