Natural instinct leads humans to want to be naked. That being said, humans are also horrified by the thought of being naked in most cases. What’s even more perplexing is that those same humans want all the attention they can get, negative or not they want people to look at them. Humans are weird. That weirdness is on full display in this article. Being nude would probably be better than these so called swimsuits. Proceed with caution. You have been warned.
1. Tiger print is just not acceptable.
I bet he scares off all the kids.